Things only an Indian Graduated girl will agree to

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1. Marriage problems graduated girlGirl: Appude pelli aa?? What is this?!
Mr/Mrs X:
Nee vayasulo me amma ninnu ettukundi telsa.
Inner voice of girl: Evarno ettukoniki pelli enduku…Lame!!

2. ‘BOY’friends problemsgraduated girlMr/Mrs X: Ila abbayalatho teruguthe how amma??? Repu evaru pelli cheskuntaru ninnu??
Me: Vallu na friends anthe……
Mr/Mrs X: Ala emi teliyakunda boys tho roaming is not good. They are bad boys.
Inner me: Mari emi teliyani husband good fellow na!!!

3. Going out problemsgraduated girlMe: Nenu first show movie going, amma!
Mother: Il a city anthe roaming chesthe, andaru em ankuntaru??
Me: Nenu movie chustunna ankuntaru anthe.
Mother: ledu.. nee parents neeku emi teach cheyyale ankuntaru
Inner me: DUH!!!!!! Screw that ‘ANDARU’

4. Facebook problemsgraduated girlMothers and aunties are into facebook to give us a trap in life.
Mr/Mrs X: Hey Padma, chusava..That Radha’s daughter pelli pictures facebook lo. Nee daughter epudu pedthadi ala??
Inner me: Some lady and Radha and her daughter are the reason I might die early!

5. Looks problemgraduated girlEveryone: Stop going outside. Tan aipothav! Pelli choopulu kudurthe, manchiga fair looku undali!
Inner Me: Ala ithe Africans ki asalu pelli no happen!!

6. Matrimonial website problemsgraduated girlParents: Beta! Ee boy ni chudu..entha fair and handsome unado. Interest undi ani tell’ala??
Me: fair and handsome unte, shahrukh khan ki cheppandi. Advertisements ki teekuntadu!

7. Getting dressed up problemsgraduated girlMom: Enti ee jeans!! Wear something traditional. Evaranna chusthe em ankuntaru
Me: Ammaa..everyone wearing ilane amma these days…

8. Weight problems8 - weightEveryone: loose weight lekapothe evaru pelli cheskoru
*After losing weight, you get a proposal from a chubby guy*
Everyone: Ammaylu laavu undodu! Boys ela unna its ok!!

9. Funtions problems9 - functionsMr/Mrs X: Hey Gopal! What is your daughter’s age?
Inner Me: why?? Are u going to predict world war 3 with my birth date??

10. Cooking problems10 - cookingMom: Studying over kada..Start cooking now. Repu pelli aithe mee husband ki cooking evaru chestharu?
Me: Nuvvu cheyyi

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