Educate yourself
Vote
Date lots of people
Get rid of assholes you don’t like anymore
Eat new foods
Spend your money on experiences instead of things
Ask your still-alive grandparents to tell you stories about their own 20s
Set up a 401(k) and a savings account, and contribute to them regularly
Work really, really hard on something you care about
Party on weeknights
Quit that job you hate
Wear whatever the hell you want
Splurge on concert tickets
Realize every woman ever has flaws and your body is amazing
Don’t fake your orgasms.
Don’t buy “grown up” furniture
Find some sort of exercise you don’t hate
Do things alone
Learn one skill that will help you network in your career
Be a great friend to a very small number of people
And build a network of friendly acquaintances
Go to therapy
Masturbate
Discover ways to relax, and do it
Do something wild and crazy
