8 Relatable Kastaalu Only English Raani People Will Understand

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Raghuvaran B.Tech lo mana engineer Raghuvaran cheppina lengthy dialogue ni ye engineer ayinaa, ye nirudhyogi antha simple gaa chipogaladaa… Ledhu gaaka ledhu… Mari adhe Raghuvaran inkaa emotion tho vaalla nannatho cheppina dialogue gurthundhaa..! Adhe adhe “Okkasaari interview ki vacchi choodandi, okka mukka English raaka yentha ibbandi paduthunano”Dialogue unna depth gattigaane thelusu manaki… So nenippudu yemantaanante aa English raani time lo manam padda kashtaalu, aa non-English incidents gurinchi oka article yesukunte baagundu anipinchindhi… Yesesaa… Lets ready to Englipees ride…

Note: Ee article dhenni uddesinchi kaadhu… Mari ee time lone yendhuku raasaav ani sarcastic dialogues yesthe yem cheyyalem… Mamoolu time lo ee article padithe ilaa alochinachani vaaru ippudu yendhuku alochsithunnaaru ane question koodaa varthisthundhi mari aa so-called experts ki…

1) Interview Time

Interview TimeYekkadikellinaa mottamodhata gurthocchedhi idhe… Interview lo yemo English antaaru, manaki noru pegaladhu… Yem maatladithe yem boothu avuthundhemo ani bhayam okavaipu, maatladakapothe job raadhemo ane tension maro vaipu… Aa badha, aa frustration varnanaatheetham…

2) Communication skill kaadhu

Communication Skill KaadhuCommunication skill ledhani yevadu anna cheppindhi, okasaari Telugu lo debate petti choodu, anargalangaa ganta sepu maatlaadu dhummu leputhaa… Friend tho koodaa loda loda maatlade Bhaskar gaadu English lo maatladadaaniki maathram suss posukuntaadu… Grammar vasthe pronounciation raadhu, pronounciation vasthe grammar raadhu… Communication skill undhi, kaani English language maatladadam ane skill ye ledhu…

3) English 104

English 104Konthamandhi untaaru, maths ante bhayam ani chinnappudu vinnatte English ante bhayam antaaru… Nerchukovalanna thought koodaa bhayakrangaa untundhi vaallaki… Ammo ayyo antaaru English ante… Seminar untundhi, general gaa manchi command untundhi subject meedha, theesukunna topic meedha… Kaani, stage yekkitha language bhayam thokkesthadhi… Thelisina vishayam ayinaa English lo cheppaleka thella moham vesthaam stage yekki…

4) Nenolla Nenolla

Nenolla NenollaSchool lo Telugu medium lo chadivi college lo maathram English lo chadavithe better ani join ayyi, ayyo naaku artham kaavatledhu ee English, definitely fail ayipothaa ane bhyamtho mallii college koodaa Telugu medium lo chadvi vaallu koodaa unnarante yentha mandhi unnaaru… Kaani, adhe nijam, unnaaru…

5) Fail Bhayam

Fail BhayamTelugu lo 90, Hindi lo koodaa 70, kaani English maathram 40-50… Yentraa ante artham kaadhu, raadhu… Ippudu aa subject lo atleast pass marks ayinaa tecchukovaali ane bhayam tho English ne pattukoni chadivina vaallu yendharo, inkendharo…

6) Spoken English classes

Spoken English ClassesOka language nerchukovadaniki chuttu atmosphere sahakarinchaali… Manamanthaa mana own language lone maatladathaam… Kaani, oka basha raavalante khacchithanga aa basha vacchina vallatho rojuu maatladuthuu undaali, nijaaniki alaa maatladithene basha anedhi vasthundhi… Andhukosam velaki velu petti spoken English classes ki bayaluderaali… It’s the final option…

7) Group Discussion

Group DiscussionPorapaatuna English biddala madhyaki poyaame anuko, yeah yeah lu thappa inko padham raadhu mana Venkatesh gaaru aa cinema lo chesinattu… Yem reply yesthe mallii yem extension maatlaadaalsi vasthundho ani adho bhayam… Yendhukule vacchina badha ani, yedho alaa alaa uu kootesi nettukuraavadame…

8) Ante naaku English raadhu

EnglishArre, B.Tech chaduvukunnaav, english maatladadam raadhaa..!! Aa spelling raadhaa…! Yenti English chadavadam raadhaa, yelaa pass ayyaav B.Tech… Yelaa pass ayya ante aa core branch terminology thelusu kabatti… Thelisina vaallo, chuttaalo ilaa adigithe brain rushing ye… Yentraa ippudu English raakapothe waste gaadi kindha lekkagattesthaaraa ani gattigaa aravaalanipisthundhi… Avunu, naaku English raadhu, yentippudu… Neeku Telugu vacchi kadhaa maatladadaaniki yem mayarogam ani analanna analem… Hu…

9) Mother tongue – Other Tongue

Mother TongueMother tongue baagunte other tongue baaguntundhi anedhi well-known saying… Nerchukovaali anukunnavaadu yelaa ayinaa nerchukuntaadu… Communication skill unna kondhariki English raadhu, english vacchina kondhariki skill undaadhu… So, english need ayithe, native language fade ayipovaalani yemi ledhu… Dhaanni dhenni rendintini choosukovaali… Yelaano intlo, bayata mother tongue lone maatladathaam… Ika avasaramayina chota English… Ilaa rendinti meedha oka avagahana undadam avasaram koodaa…

Okavela kondhariki ee article meedha inkaa anumaanam pokapothe, kevalam vaari kosame ee lines…
Language kanna koodaa chadive standards inkaa important… Ye basha lo chaduvuthunnam ane dhanikante yem nerchukuntunnam anedhi mukhyam… Language nerchukoni subject raakapothe waste kadhaa… English mediums lo chadive yenthamadhiki English sarigaa vacchu… Telugu medium vaallu yenthamandhi English lo maatladatledhu… Kaani, Bhavishyatthulo yem jaruguthundho yevvaruu oohincheleru… Jarigedhi yemayinaa manchike ani aasiddham… Korukundhaam… Anthaku minchi manam ippudu yem cheppalem…

Yedhi ayinaa maravaraanidhi,
Jai Jawan – Jai Kisan

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