So some ingenious fellow at Twitter, had the brain wave to start a hashtag for best Desi Rejection Lines. The concept is pretty simple, which line would lead you to reject someone or be rejected by someone. And because we are blessed with millions of creative minds, we had a great laugh reading them up. Our pick of the lot ( below ) will make you laugh and give a good start to your day ( Yeah , We care for you! )
https://twitter.com/Praveenlacheta/status/704512179211468801
https://twitter.com/Superman_salfan/status/704511949732581376
I can't share my fb password #DesiRejectionLines
— Biveka-mu-nanda (@bivekddevil) March 1, 2016
Girl – "I need a stable boyfriend"
Boy – "Wow. I can be then! I m a horse!"
*rejected *#DesiRejectionLines
— Ganeshan (@ganeshan_iyer) March 1, 2016
Boy to Burkha Dutt -: I love you
Burkha Dutt -: I'm a boy..
*Boy dies of shock*??#DesiRejectionLines— Random Guy (@Bong_Thanos) March 1, 2016
#DesiRejectionLines
Me: I like you
Girl : I am not of that type.
Me: 😐— ~~YuDi~~ (@eshaudi) March 1, 2016
She: let's buy scented candles
Me: only if you want to have s..
*bam* #DesiRejectionLines— Joydeep Dasgupta (@dfordoodle) March 1, 2016
Mere pati tumhe accept nahi karenge.#DesiRejectionLines
— Joey Tribbiani (@_How_You_Doing) March 1, 2016
When I found out my ex was having an affair and i confronted her.. She said "y didnt you buy a bike earlier? " dafuqq? #DesiRejectionLines
— Joydeep Dasgupta (@dfordoodle) March 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/Kanupriyaa007/status/704508560332365825
#DesiRejectionLines mein general category ka hu. Tere bachcho ko naukari nhi milegi!
— RETRO乄FAUJI (@tirangabanda) March 1, 2016
Oh. Toh tum job chodhke startup kar rahe ho. Chal cya bro. #DesiRejectionLines
— Prabhas Tiwari (@Pr4bhas) March 1, 2016
He: "hey! Whats your plan this Valentine's?"
She: "Saraswati puja hai" #DesiRejectionLines— Prabhas Tiwari (@Pr4bhas) March 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/lindsaypereira/status/704516184058630147
https://twitter.com/ThinkingBaba/status/704516080559980544
https://twitter.com/ThinkingBaba/status/704515790783905792
https://twitter.com/TheRaviDarade/status/704514459386126336
https://twitter.com/DeereamGurl/status/704516819772526592
SHE: I LOVE YOU
HE: MY NAME IS MAGGI
REJECTED
???— Mr.Dalvi ? (@mazii1000) March 1, 2016
https://twitter.com/Mr_LoLwa/status/704537592121790465
Yeah well….And the rage goes on…but let us know when you find the ultimate cracker in them.
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