These Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees Will Surprise You With A Smile


Trust me if you’re a corporate employee or regular employee in MNC, then definitely you will relate this one with your employees.

Dear employees idi general HR Policy mail kadu. Oka HR tana office lo employees ki regular ga every month policy mails petti petti employees ye matram aa rules follow cheyaka povadam tho frustrate ina aa HR ee sari pettey mail konchem satirical ga undela oka funny mail draft chesi peditey ela untado chuseddam.

1.Dress Code:

Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees

General ga HR dress code gurunchi entha cheppina employees vinaru vallaku nacchina vidhanga formal dress mida casual shoes, formal shirt and jeanswear tho vastha untaru.

You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2. Sick Leave:

Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees

Sick leave kosam cheppey reasons itey vaddu le….

We will no longer accept a doctor’s statement as proof of sickness. If you’re able to go to the doctor, then you are able to come to work.

3. Casual leave:

Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees

Assala casual leave enduku ??? why? why?

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

4.Bathroom Breaks:

Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees

Antha sepu em chestaru akkada….

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the ‘Chronic Offenders’ category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company’s mental health policy.

5. Lunch Break:

Strange HR Policy Mail To Employees

Lunch break will be based on how you look like Fat, Slim, healthy or skinny.

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Please co-operate with us for a better work environment.

Awaak Aiyyaraaaaa…