1. Marriage problems
Mr/Mrs X: Nee vayasulo me amma ninnu ettukundi telsa.
Inner voice of girl: Evarno ettukoniki pelli enduku…Lame!!
2. ‘BOY’friends problems
Me: Vallu na friends anthe……
Mr/Mrs X: Ala emi teliyakunda boys tho roaming is not good. They are bad boys.
Inner me: Mari emi teliyani husband good fellow na!!!
3. Going out problems
Mother: Il a city anthe roaming chesthe, andaru em ankuntaru??
Me: Nenu movie chustunna ankuntaru anthe.
Mother: ledu.. nee parents neeku emi teach cheyyale ankuntaru
Inner me: DUH!!!!!! Screw that ‘ANDARU’
4. Facebook problems
Mr/Mrs X: Hey Padma, chusava..That Radha’s daughter pelli pictures facebook lo. Nee daughter epudu pedthadi ala??
Inner me: Some lady and Radha and her daughter are the reason I might die early!
5. Looks problem
Inner Me: Ala ithe Africans ki asalu pelli no happen!!
6. Matrimonial website problems
Me: fair and handsome unte, shahrukh khan ki cheppandi. Advertisements ki teekuntadu!
7. Getting dressed up problems
Me: Ammaa..everyone wearing ilane amma these days…
8. Weight problems
*After losing weight, you get a proposal from a chubby guy*
Everyone: Ammaylu laavu undodu! Boys ela unna its ok!!
9. Funtions problems
Inner Me: why?? Are u going to predict world war 3 with my birth date??
10. Cooking problems
Me: Nuvvu cheyyi