R must roll anamaata… Manandariki oka friend untadu, English baaga matlade friend, English entha baga matladathadu ante almost Shashi Tharoor range lo anamaata. Simple ga English lo cheppavachu kani mana English friend pedda complicated English word vaadathadu, aa word vinna manam ‘Sivaji Nuvvu Oxford ki Then Gey Sivaji’ antam anamaata. Ippudu mana super duper Englipisu friend & mana madhya jarige silly, simple, useful situations gurthuchesukundam randi…..
1.
Me: The tea is ‘very tasty’ kadha ra
Englipisu Friend: Ya, the tea is ‘scrumptious’
Me after listening the word ‘scrumptious’
2.
Me reading a long para written by my Englipisu friend in Facebook: Entra bujje intha unda, amma baboi okka para lo inni teliyanii words aaa???
3.
Me: Arey nee laa English ravali ante em cheyyali…
Englipisu friend: Start reading books, listen to English podcasts, maintain a dictionary, learn at least a single word every day, and try to converse in english.
My reaction be like:
Englipisu friend:
4.
Me: Mama naa crush reply ichindi English lo matladuthundi help cheyyi mama pls…Tana beauty ni pogide laa oka msg pettu English lo
Englipisu Friend: You’re alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, captivating, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enthralling, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fetching, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal, inviting …
Me copying the exact same message and sending to my crush
My crush: Wow your English is damn good man
Me:
5.
Me having a conversation with my englipisu friend in English:
Edo comedy ga antam gani, mana englipisu friend valle mana English speaking skills perigayi and interviews and office lo paruvu pokunda English matladadaniki karanam mana Englipisu friend
6.
Me watching my englipisu friend having a heated debate in Facebook in English: Arey asalu deni gurinchi godava paduthunnaru meeru antha para lu rastunnaru oka mukka ardam ayyi chachi savatledu
Me trying to support my friend in this argument which I didn’t understand in the first place: *Opponent Name* What’s your problem haa tell me???
7.
Me in office giving a presentation, suddenly says a complicated word and thinking about it later: Idendayya antha pedda English word vaadesama, antha my friend living englipisu legend daya
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