Manam ee phone lo, leka lift nundi bayataki vacchaaka manaki konni alerts vasthaay… Ante elevator ayithe konni musics vasthaay, ledhante ‘close the door’ ani chebuthundhi… Ika mobiles lo ayithe konni functions manam try chesinappudu konni alerts, pop-ups vasthaay… Okavela, yenti oka vela, aa alerts gaani mana mass level lo gaani dialogues vesthe yelaa untadhi..!! Oora mass untundhi… Padhe padhe cheppaali ante manishiki koodaa kopam vasthundhi kadhaa, alaantidhi vaatiki koodaa alaanti kopam vasthe, aa kopam lo nenu anna dialogues vesthe..!! Just like Sivaji cinema lo aa mouse okati system lo vasthundhi kadhaa, alaa anna maata… Okasaari experience chesthe gaani matter complete gaa artham kaadhu gaani, kindha chooseyandi chepthaa…
1) Elevator
First time – “Dayachesi door veyyandi”
Third time – “Sense undhaa raa neeku asalu, yenni saarlu cheppali raa gate veyyamani”
2) Password incorrect
First time – “Please check the password – Forgot password..!”
Third time – “Marchipoyaanu ante marchipoyaa ani yedvacchy kadhaa, yendhuku raa neeku aa yedhava aatharam”
3) Phone thumb lock
First time – “Scan not identified, please clean your fingers and try again”
Third time – “Kadukkovadam marchipoledhu kadhaa, mari thuduchukovadam yelaa marchipothaav, oorike thadi chethulu vesukoni vacchesthaaru”
Fourth time – “Yevdraa nuvvu donga na daffa gaa, indhaaka nundi oorike velu undhi kadhaa ani pettesthunnaav”
4) Password lo annii vaadaali
First time – “Password not valid, use atleast one Alphabet, number, and symbol”
Third time – “Orey neeku English raadhaa, naaku cheppadam raadho naaku artham kaavatlaa, yem sadhiddham ani vasthaarraa”
5) Password hint isthaa
First time – “Password incorrect, hint here”
Third time – “Yenti Raja, hint kaavaala, dhaa isthaa, neekelaano password theliyadhuani artham ayyindhi”
6) Hacking
First time – “Access denied, Access denied”
Third time – “Nuvvu yenni peekulu ayinaa peekko, ni valla kaadhu kaddha ni thatha valla koodaa kaadhu”
7) Biometric
First time – “Finger print is not matched”
Third time – “Indhulo ni peru ayinaa lekapoyundaali, ledha ni vellu ayinaa mudhirpoyi undaali, velli aa finger prints update cheyinchukoraa saamy, ma pranaalu yendhuku theesthaav”
8) Voice recognition
First time – “Sorry I can’t understand your words”
Third time – “Thu ni bathuku, manishi ki ayithe okkasaari chebuthaam, neeku yenni saarlu chepthaam ra… Artham kaavatledhu ra annaa koodaa mallii mallii adhe chebuthunnaav choodu…”
9) Long shunting
First time – “Wrong code, password incorrect, try again later”
Third time – “Nuvvu manishiva, pasuvvaa… Kadupuki Annam thintunnaavaa, gaddi thintunnaavaa… Inni saarlu kottaav open ayyindha, gap lekundaa savagoduthune unnaav”
10) Wait chey
First time – “Maximum chances are used, wait for 30 seconds”
Third time – “Nuvvu marii antha khaligaa unnaavaa yentraa, asalu neeku vere pane ledha, yenni saarlu thappu kodathaav, yentha sepu wait chetshaav’
11) Three chances only
First time – “Password incorrect, you have only two chances”
Third time – “Theerindhaa baaga, cheppaa kadhaa, rendu chance le unnaay ra, konchem kuthi aapuko ani, vinnaavaa, anthaa pongindhi gaa, genthu ippudu, maidhaanam”
12) Hey Siri/Alexa ( For Men)
First time – “Hi Sura…”
At one time – “Yedho ni pellaanni pilichinattu pilusthaav yentraa..! Nannu girl friend laa feel avuthuu aa pilupentraa asahyangaa… Nuvvu cheppevannii choodaleka nenu cahcchipothunnaa ra babu, baaboy, na valla kaadhu…”
Ilaa inkaa yenno unde untaay kadhaa, meeru chaduvuthunnantha sepu imagine chesukunte chaalaa comedy ga undhi kadhaa… Ika comments, share lu mi ishtam…
