How we wish we could hire someone to make our problems go away.
More often that not, Patanjali or Art of Living pathos don’t really help. We therefore need to hitmen to kill. Sadistic Boss? Pestering Ex? Perverted Neighbours? Annoying Labradors? Ben Affleck’s Batman? and the list goes on. Sadly not many of us can employ deadpool. Enter GundaJoy, (reminds me of KinderJoy for some reason ). Below are the services available and yes their DOD ( Dead On Delivery )
Gunda Talk or GTalk :
– You can book a phone-call from our executive to your target.
– Our Executive will understand your situation
– He/She will then talk to your target on your behalf
– We have a success rate of 99.81%
– 0.27% of the time – the target was out of phone coverage
– The remaining 0.02% of the time our executive felt sorry for the caller
– Book Now! ( Early Shoot Offer )
Gunda X
– The Thug-xecutive will meet your target in-person.
– The Thug-xecutive will understand your situation
– He/She will then meet your target in-person
– Physical state of target after meeting will be 96%*to 99.82%*of the Physical state before meeting
– Mental state of target after meeting will be 13.15% to 37% of the Mental state before meeting
– We will not physically harm your target. We will only sweet-talk him to see your point-of-view
– Book Now! ( Before He Clocks Another day)
GUNDA BLACK
– For cases that require more than phone-calls and meetings
– Our Executive will understand your situation
– He/She will then – joh hona hai woh hoga
– We have a success rate of 99.991%
– We cannot guarantee the physical state of the target
– Book Now! ( And No One’s Better )
DEATH STAFF EXPERIENCE :
EXPERTS
Pinky Hateli – “Always a Sautan, Never Saheli”
Teeku Tamancha – “Apan hai Teeku Tamancha, Aankh nikaalke khelta kancha”
Pappu Pujari – “Naam hai Pujari, Leta main Supari”
THE HAPPY CUSTOMERS
So, get your psychotic cap on, and let’s get killing….And they are hiring……!!!
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