What amma? What is this amma? Narinjalu entayya aa aata sappaga, odipodam tappu kaadu ayya, aa fighting spirit edi, edo picnic ki vachi nattu vacharu entayya. Migatha teams lo kurra Indian poragallu dummu duluputhunte mana team lo endayya mana poragallu ala aaduthunnaru, malli meeru vaalaki karchu ekkuva pettadam, retain chesukovadam, David Warner lanti vaalani vadileyadam, inka twist enti ante Rashid Khan lanti athaniki ekkuva money ivvaleka vadileyadam. Ee poragallaki ichedi edo aa Rashid ke ivvachu kadha master uu. Hope you prove us wrong, and play good cricket with this disorienting team. Mundhu aa batting line up sari cheyyi, endo adi, kichidi kichidi in IMAX laa untadi.
Sare, all the best, baaga adandi, cup pothe poindi, atleast show some fighting spirit, still a long way to go in the tournament, now let’s get into the asalu topic, the fun part, ippudu matter enti ante master uu, elano SRH manaki kanneeti narinjalu migulustunnaru kabatti, aa SRH place lo complete ga unko team ni replace chesi pampudam.
So we present you our Tollywood Cricket Team that can replace SRH and play far better than them, which can bring IPL trophy back to Hyderabad. Take a look.
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OPENERS
1. Railway Poorna
2. Lilly
Idi opening ante, oka pakka destructive batsman Railway Poorna maro pakka class & composed batsman Lilly. Fire and Water combo guru.
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ONE DOWN BATSMAN
3. Railway Raju
Unko destructive batsman amma, opposition teams ki band ye.
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MIDDLE ORDER
4. Arjun
Yuvraj, Dhoni, Sehwag ni mixi lo vesi mix cheste vache by product ye maa Arjun. Mamulga undadu manoditho. IPL cup gelipinche standard unna player.
5. Ashok
The captain of the team. Yuddam gelavali ante nayakudu mukyam. Ashok ni minchina captain yevaru untaru cheppandi.
6. Sampath
Golconda High School Sampath ikkada, ground lo ball ni tarimi tarimi kodatadu.
7. Karthik
Wicket-Keeper Batsman, pinch hitter ga kuda appudu appudu powerplay lo vaadukovachu.
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ALL-ROUNDER
8. Balu
Naku telsina Kapil Dev maa Balu ye. Baluuuuuu(insert Anu’s voice tone) IPL cup techi pettu ayya.
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BOWLERS
9. Kousalya Krishnamurthy
Meeku Rashid Khan unte, maaku maa Kousalya Krishnamurthy undi raa
10. Chandu
Muralitharan, Shane Warne taruvatha anthati spin bowler veere.
11. Eeshwar
Eeshwar manchi swing bowler. Powerplay lo wickets thiyyali ante aa new ball maa Eeshwar chetilo pettandi.
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COACH OF OUR TOLLYWOOD CRICKET TEAM
Gachibowli Diwakar
Team unte saripodu, aa team ni guide chese fantastic coach kaavali kadha, Gachibowli Diwakar ni minchina passionate coach ekkaduntaru cheppandi.
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TEAM DIRECTOR
Tyson
Tyson is strategy, strategy is Tyson.
